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WAQT NAHI

Har khushi hai logon ke Daman me,
Par ek hansi ke lie waqt nahi.
Din rat daudti duniya me,
Zindagi ke liye hi waqt nahi. !1!

Maa ki lori ka ahsaas to hai,
Par maa ko maa kehne ka waqt nahi.
Sare rishton ko to hum maar chuke,
Unhe dafnane ka bhi waqt nahi. !2!

Sare naam mobile me hain,
Par dosti ke liye waqt nahi.
Gairon ki kya baat kahen,
Jab apno ke liye hi waqt nahi. !3!

Ankhon me hai neend badi,
Par sone ko waqt nahi.
Dil hai gamon se bhara hua,
Par rone ko bhi waqt nahi. !4!

Paison ki daud me aise daude,
Ki thakne ko bhi waqt nahi.
Paraye ahsason ki kya Kadar karein,
Jab apne sapnon ke liye hi waqt nahi. !5!

Tu hi bata E zindagi,
is zindagi ka kya hoga.
Ki har pal hansne walon ko,
khud hansne ko bhi waqt nahi.......
Ki har pal hansne walon ko,
khud hansne ko bhi waqt nahi. !6!

Note : Not my original creation. Got this as a mail forward.

Reclaim Your Life!

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Kaun Banega Crorepati!!!

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CENTRAL BANK OF SPAIN MADRID.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

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NOTE : THIS IS JUST A COPY PASTE OF A MAIL SHASHANK RECEIVED. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHASHANK WOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY KIND OF FINANCIAL LOSS(ES) OR ANY OTHER KIND OF LOSS(ES). ALL THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THE ABOVE POST MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE, READER'S DISCRETION IS REQUIRED.

Re-Born Crow : An Imposter!!!

Here goes the complete news....

After a sensational revelation that Crow Singh survived the attack on his life, "Shanky Baba - The Don" was taken by surprise! Since he was the one who took the contract to kill that vermin named Crow Singh and the contract was personally executed by him.

"Shanky Baba - The Don" soon sent his best commandos Pawan Kumar Singh and Ankur Jain to do the reality check! The investigation was co-ordinated by the best under cover agents world has ever seen Agent Sumeet and Agent Adil whom the imposter (duplicate Crow, saala behrupiya) was trying to break away from the Don's company by creating a misunderstanding among them!

Agent Pawan and Ankur meticulously executed the plan and kidnapped the "behrupiya" and had gruelling interrogation session with him. Finally after using 3rd Degree torture and using the analytical skills of Agent Adil - "A living legend" and Agent Sumeet : "Jiska dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai", "The Don" came out with a scintillating and pulsating version of the story.

Here goes the story:

The Don - Shanky Baba (Shashank) was a very innocent and honest student studying in MMMEC, Gorakhpur, UP, India. It was here where he first time met Ankit Singh urf Crow Singh. Soon they became good friends but later on as time elapsed Crow Singh became jealous of Shashank's super success in college in all the fields. Shashank was good in all the fields, be it studies, sports and was popular among girls ;-)! Shashank never knew about this ill feeling of Crow! Crow left no chances of insulting Shashank or torturing him with all his shrewd and cunning ideas! All this resulted in a transformation of Shashank from a soft-hearted guy to more rough and tough, and this is how he stepped into the world of Underworld and now he is - "The Don"!

Then came a guy who met Don's aide to get Crow Singh killed! As soon as don came to know about the contract to kill Crow Singh, don remembered all things that Crow Singh did to him so Don himself went out for the mission to kill the Crow. And you all would be surprised and shocked to know that the guy who came to get Crow Singh killed is the imposter himself! And all this happened because of a girl in Bangalore which was common love of both the Original Crow and the behrupiya!!!

Interpol officer "Vaibhav Sharma" is investigating the matter and is currently in Canada. He is coming back to India with his secret report. But Don se kuchh bhi nahi chhupa. This report confirms the fact that original Crow is dead and the DNA test confirms that this Crow is an imposter from Korea who was exiled from Korea.

Behrupiya's plan was really awesome and meticulously executed. But he did just one mistake "Shanky Baba - The Don se panga le liya".

So now its official that REAL CROW SINGH is dead and resting in hell!

Moral of the Story: NEVER MESS WITH THE DON!!!

Related articles:

1. Death of Crow.
2. The Return of Crow.
3. The Crow - Re-Born.
4. Crow Singh vs Shanky Baba.

The Crow Re-Born!

By Correspondent : SAURABH SHARMA

Crow Singh Vs Shanky Baba - Breaking News

BY CORRESPONDENT : SAURABH SHARMA.

OBITUARY

Just read an article in Time of India, Bangalore edition and was shocked to read it!!!

With deep sorrow and grief I pay my homage to the great great "Crow Singh" aka Ankit Singh. He was a great Crow. May his soul rest in peace and may this Thirsty Crow's soul find enough water to quench his thirst where-ever he goes (probably hell)!

May all sorrow ridden Crows of this world have enough courage and strength!

We all would miss you!!! OMEN is OVER!!! Hurray!!! Oops sorry this is an obituary!

People can send in their obituary scraps to : Ankit Singh's Orkut Scrap Book!

Here I go again!

Yeah! I got another parking ticket :-(. This is the 3rd one I got in 2006 (my 4th ticket overall). The rate at which I'm getting tickets and blogging about it pretty soon my blog site would be more about traffic voilation and related stuff.

• 1st Ticket : Unauthorised parking in resident area. I was new to the place where I live and my landlord never let me know that we need resident parking permit (for overnight parking) on the streets.

• 2nd Ticket : I got the ticket at the same place but this time orientation of my car was in the opposite direction, so I got a ticket for improper parking. I never knew that orientation of parking matters. I learnt the lesson hard way :-(.

• 3rd Ticket : As shown above. I parked my car near 121 E 12th Street, NYC; the area has a night regulation board which says that parking is prohibited on Thursday, Friday & Saturday (10:00pm - 6:00am). I parked my car at 12:30 am 08/13/2006 which is technically Sunday.

One thing is great about New York is that I can dispute my parking tickets online or through mail (option not available in New Jersey). I'm going to dispute my parking ticket and lets wait n watch whats there in store for me, no harm in trying ;-).

No more of tickets please! Is someone listening!!!